Drug Lord's mestisa hot wife, 3 macho driver-body guards

By Mortz Ortigoza

One day, a drug lord in the Philippines had to go China for an emergency meeting with the Chinese’s Mafia Triad. While he was overseas, he left his flirty wife who looks like sultry actress Sam Pinto with three driver-body guards. For him to know if the three stocky and mascular men all named Ronnie (psst call them Ronnie - 1, Ronnie – 2, and Ronnie-3), he stuck a razor in his wife’s va_ _na.

NOT AUTHENTIC

Upon his return to his hide out somewhere in Northern Luzon, he instructed Ronnie-1 to pull down his jeans. Surprisingly, Ronnie-1’s penis fell-off. The same thing happened to Ronnie-2.

When it was Ronnie-3’s turn, the drug lord was amazed because the third body guard’s penis did not fall off.

When asked how he resisted the temptation to his hot indecent and libidous mestiza wife, there was no answer because Ronnie-3 could not talked anymore because his tonque was slashed and bloody.


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In my recent radio program, some listeners and viewers at social media commented that President Rodrigo Duterte scathing speech recently at a police anniversary was misogynistic.

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Misogynist, to the trike drivers and funeral attendants who read this column, means a person who hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats women.

For me the vitriol of the president against Senator Leila de Lima was above board.

For instance, how could his driver-body guard Ronnie Palisoc Dayan, explained the tens of millions of pesos White and Orange mansions he built at his residence at Barangay Galarin in Urbiztondo, Pangasinan, where some sources said used by de Lima and Dayan, a married man, for tryst.

Were those monies used by the mascular driver Dayan, as told by my fellow anchorwoman Audrey, taken from the jailed drug lords who cooked illegal drugs shabu at the national penitentiary in Muntinlupa especially when De Lima was then the Justice Secretary of the country?

A justice secretary in the Philippines not only supervises the National Bureau of Investigation but all jails under the Bureau of Jail, Management & Penology.

Geez man, very powerful position!

De Lima and her supporters and sympathizers should not cry foul to the “bully” actuation of the president.

In case the sex video of de Lima and a guy, where the  alleged fat lady Senator acted like a jockey riding a horse at the tracks at the Saddle & Clubs Leisure Park in Santa Ana Park, proves to be authentic, the accusation of the president that the paramour was the bagman of De Lima, the senator should not only be sued but condemned for her hypocrisy.

In case the Senate Justice Committee she chaired succeeds in investigating and exposing police officials lead by Philippine National Police’s Chief Director General Ronald dela Rosa about the spate of killings of narcotic personalities, she still should be ashamed of herself because what she does in finding fault with the Duterte Administration in abetting the killings are sheer hypocrisy.

She cried foul about the vitriol from Duterte and the alleged demolition jobs against her by the president’s supporters at the traditional and social media, well it’s just part of the territory.
"Nag pa power play po kasi kayo maam".

 She is bent to expose the blood on the hands of Duterte where the investigation starts at the August Chamber on Monday, she expects consequences of her crusade where Malacanang started exposing her alleged shenanigans.
 That’s brinkmanship, my Dear Procopio!

The Tagalog has the saying: “Huwag ka nambabato ng ibang bahay kung bahay mo ay lata”, since a tin made house would have a hard sound if somebody retaliated by throwing a stone, too.
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