Crows on
machismo, jinx, women at rally
By Mortz C. Ortigoza
LINGAYEN – A veteran politician whose stints in
public office started in the late 1950s assailed in a grand rally the
Pangasinan governor after the latter called him a wretched ape faced
handicapped old man.
Ambassador Amadito Perez, Jr. |
Manila Economic and Cultural Office (MECO) Chairman Amadito Perez, Jr., told the sea of supporters of Nationalist People’s
Coalition’s gubernatorial aspirant Mark O. Cojuangco and vice gubernatorial bet
Mark Roy Macanlalay that he got the ire of exiting Governor Amado T. Espino,
Jr. and his gubernatorial candidate son and namesake after he mocked the plan
of the older Espino to beautify the Fifth District where the governor runs
against Cojuangco’s wife Kimi for Congress.
The lady Cojuangco is the incumbent solon there.
“Nag punta doon iyong mag –ama sabi nila iyang pa
pilay-pilay na hukluban na matanda na iyan nakiki-alam pa sa pulitika na
kamukhang tsonggo, sabi nila. Sabi ko totoo iyan, nagbabaston ako dahil
hukluban na pero tanungin ninyo ho ang mga kapitbahay namin dahil ganyan na
mahina ang tuhod ko kung nakita nila ang misis ko na nakabalot ng tuwalya sa
ulo sa umaga, “ay may ginawa iyong mag-asawa!”” the octogenarian Perez, a former mayor and congressman, bragged his
sexual potency to the masses who relished it with a guffaw.
In the birthday bash of Cojuangco in October 12,
2014 at a university in Urdaneta City that the envoy hosted, Perez bragged to guests that he got four strong feet.
“May baston na ako ngayon. Sabi ko sa mga
kaibigan ko na ang ikatatlong paa ko ay gawa sa bakal. Ang hindi alam ng iba
na meron pa akong ika-apat na paa na pinagawa ko na rin sa bakal”.
Perez cited the jinx of former Alaminos Mayor
Hernani Braganza who tremendously lost with the older Espino in the 2013
governorship race. In that poll. the latter romped up 699,573 votes while the former got 237,109 votes.
“Alam ninyo kung bakit ganoon lang kalayo ang
diperensiya ni Governor Espino at ni Braganza ng halalan ng nakaraan? Dahil
amay kwandad Pangasinan walay ibubulsa ton tilay, walay ibubulsa ton banyas.
Amom data nga malas naguyod mo idyay malas nga ibulbulsam nga banyas ket
sisigurado nga naabak ka (Why that huge difference in the voting tabulation
between Espino and Braganza? Because as what the Pangasinenses say Braganza
kept a lizard in his pants’ pocket thus a misfortune because he carried a
lizard that caused his loss),” he said in a mixed Pangasinan and Ilocano’s
dialects.
Perez declared how incorruptible Cojuangco was.
He said when they were both a congressman, a jueteng (illegal number game)
financier came to Cojuangco and asked for his protection for half-a-million
peso a month.
“Dahil si Congressman Mark Cojuangco ay hindi
anak ng jueteng. Oo totoo iyan dahil ilang beses na may kilala ako na
nagpapalaro na binibigyan ng kalahating milyon buwan-buwan si Congressman
Cojuangco. Natatandaan ko pa iyan tinangihan niya. Pinagalitan niya pa iyong
tao,” Perez said as the people gave Cojuangco a rousing applause for his
integrity.
HAPPY DAYS. Pangasinan Governor Amado T. Espino, Jr (2nd from left) and Former Congressman Mark Cojuangco (3rd from left) during happier times in 2012. |
Ever since the son of business tycoon Eduardo
“Danding” Cojuangco became a congressman, Perez said, he never saw Mark asked
for S.O.P (euphemism for financial cut) in government projects in his district.
“Sinabi niya sa kontraktor kung ano iyang
ibibigay mo na porsiyento idagdag mo na diyan sa proyekto. Ganyan ka linis po
ang ating kandidatung governor!”.
Perez also regaled the crowd how naughty was a
colleague in Congress who told him how to stop aging.
He said Abono Partylist Congressman Conrado
Estrella, then a regular congressman, advised him to look for pretty women to
take care of him especially after work.
“Tanungin ninyo si Congressman Estrella mahigit
singkuwenta na iyan, pero parang biente otso lang dahil maraming nag aalaga sa
kanya,” by pointing to the solon who was seated near
Cojuangco at the chairs in stage of the public plaza here.
“Nakasabay ko sa Congress iyan. Sabi niya ang
unang tinuro niya sa akin. Manong, para huwag ka tumanda, maghanap ka ng
mag-aalaga sa iyo. Sabi ko natatakot ako sa misis ko. Kamukha ni Mark…” he continued as the hoi polloi applauded.
Perez, a rumored Don Juan, said he out rightly
dismissed Estrella’s suggestion because he feared the brunt of his wife.
“To tell you the truth, I feared my wife
because I am just like Mark Cojuangco who is a one woman man".
He joked that in a fiesta he pulled out Cojuangco from the presence of beauty contestants especially if his wife was
there looking.
“Tinitingnan ako ng masakit ni Kimi”.
He said the gubernatorial bet is a faithful
husband and did not bear children to other women.
“Sisiguruhin ko sa inyo na si Mark walang second
crop iyan. Iwan ko lang kung may tinatago siya”.
READ : Humors with Ambassador Amadito Perez, Jr.
(You can read my selected columns at http://mortzortigoza.blogspot.com and articles at Pangasinan News Aro. You can send comments too attotomortz@yahoo.com).
READ : Humors with Ambassador Amadito Perez, Jr.
(You can read my selected columns at http://mortzortigoza.blogspot.com and articles at Pangasinan News Aro. You can send comments too attotomortz@yahoo.com).
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