Sunday, August 5, 2018

E-DEDE, E-PEPE-DERALISMO!


By Mortz C. Ortigoza


"E-PEPE, E-PEPE, E-DEDE, E-PEPE, PEPEDERALISMO!"
HesusMariaHusef 
! So this was the proposed ballyhooed campaign advertisement by the superiors of Presidential Communication Operations Office Assistant Secretary Mocha Uson to educate us Flips, er, Filipinos about what is federal form of government?

Where an "effeminate" blogger Drew Oliver danced before the eyes of Uson and viewers of You Tube while he incessantly touched, as part of the choreography, his breasts and crotch in a presentation to be given to a female dancer while a jingle plays "E-Dede, E Pepe..."
Dede and Pepe are colloquial Filipino words for boobs and vagina.
The controversial information dissemination from the PCOO has a staggering budget of P90 million. 

Was it Uson, my village mate in Dagupan City, who said that most of the ASEAN members' countries are Federal in form?

"Napag-iwanan na ang Pinas, ika nga".
Gee whiz, aside from Malaysia as the only Federal formed of government in the 10 ASEAN countries, federalism has nothing to do with the burgeoning growth of Malaysia.
Aside from its openness to foreign investors that provides jobs to its people, one of the major linchpins to the Malaysian economy is the effing oil.


Here's the Wall Street Journal’s article titled: “Malaysia’s Petronas to Review Spending as Oil Prices Slide”: "It has a vibrant oil and gas industry. The national oil company, Petronas is ranked the 69th biggest company in the world in the Fortune 500 list in 2014, with revenue of over US100.7 billion and total assets of over US$169 billion. Petronas provides around 30% of the Malaysian government's revenue, although the government has been actively cutting down on its reliance of petroleum, with a target of 20%."


                             VIDEO OF E-PEPE, E-DEDE, PEPEDERALISMO
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The probably bungled Uson’s proposed ads on Federalism that could not be juxtaposed with a nursery rhyme, son of a gun, because it insinuated prurience on words like: “E-pepe, e-pepe, e-dede, e-dede, e-pepe-pepe-pepederalismo! 
It did not only become a laughing stock all over the country but became a patent embarrassment about the intellectual stocks of Filipino officials in Malacanang now.
Am I right PCOO Secretary Martin Andanar?
It even got the goat of former Senate President Koko Pimentel, one of the major proponents of Federalism, that only showed that Uson, a former risquรฉ performer who had social media’s DIY (Do It Yourself, idiot!) videos on sex, was too amateur to be responsible in giving political education to the majority of our people who are nonchalant to the nuances of Federalism.


I thought she was turning 180 degrees from her dark past where she projected eroticism before she started to sell this sorry country’s shift to another form of government to our sorry people.
Ako ay nagkamali! Akala ko makakatulong si Mocha sa pagpapaliwanag tungkol sa Pederalismo,” Pimentel, president of the ruling PDP-Laban, said in a viber message to reporters as quoted by the Inquirer.
“Kasi naman ang pagka intindi ko ay hindi naman siya ang in-charge kundi isang tao na mas meron otoridad at kaalaman sa Pederalismo tulad ng mga miembro ng consultative committee. Hindi ko lubos akalain na bababuyin pala nila ang kawsa ng Pederalismo. Ilayo na si Mocha sa Pederalismo. Mag-aral muna siya ng mabuti. Mag leave muna siya,” Pimentel, one of the four advocates of Federalism in the Senate, added.
In the proposed constitutional revision, the present senate will be abolished and will be replaced by two senators elected from each of the 18 proposed regions.

Salamabit, a clear and present danger to the reelection of the present 24 sitting senators in 2022 and beyond, where one of them was thrown in the slammer, who are voted nationwide.
The proposed charter's requisite of a college diploma is another clear and present danger to my idol pistolero - celluloid screen hero - come backing senatorial bet Lito Lapid who only finished his elementary grade at the probably Mababang Paaralan ng San Andres Bukid or Low School of Saint Andrew's Field  doon lang sa dulo ng Clark Field, Pampanga as Pangasinan media men mangled its English translation whenever I asked them on air during broadcast time or whenever we drink booze.

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Who says that Federalism is the economic silver bullet for the Philippines?
It’s the amendment of the Public Service Acts (PSA), dimwit, that until now the Senators procrastinate to pass so President Rodrigo Duterte can sign it into law.
The present PSA or otherwise known as  Commonwealth Act No. 146 covers all types of common carriers, be it by land, air or water, water supplies and systems, petroleum, electricity, communications systems and even broadcasting stations.
It is where utilities have been mandated by law to be averagely 60 percent owned by Filipino or Filipinos despite the thick pockets of the foreign partners who sulked themselves to settle for the 40 % of the voting stocks.

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Because of this seemingly xenophobic equity, foreign investors go instead to Mainland China, Singapore, Thailand, Vietnam, and other South East Asian countries.
If the House of Representatives passed the PSA in September last year, why the Mabagal na  Mataas na Kapulungan or Slow Senate as derisively called by ex- Speaker Panty Alvarez until now sits on it?

Is it because its campaign time for the May 13, 2019 poll for re-elective senators like Grace Poe, Cynthia Villar, Nancy Binay, Sonny Angara, Koko Pimentel, Bam Aquino, and JV Ejercito where they have to crisscross the country in an expensive hundreds of millions of pesos stump where they need radio and television advertisement? 
Do they need badly the monies and aircraft of these corporations being affected by the amendment of the PSA?



READ MY OTHER ARTICLE: IS OUR COUNTRY GOING TO THE DOGS? 

Senators slam Asst. Sec. Mocha Uson on the ruckus raised by her controversial video considered by many as boondoggle.


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2 comments:

  1. Solomon Martinez Next time lalabas uli yan iba na choreography. I t_ti, I t_iti I subo I s_bu sa p_pe


    Wil Garces Kaya nga umaalingasaw ang baho sa malakanyang, hindi dahil sa pasig river o basura!!! Hah!!! Kundi nga bulok at bugok na lider at alipores ni say
    Jonas Londite Arela Daming inggit..konting bagay..ka.iinggitan na...

    Mark Machiavelli Ortigoza Bastos kasi ang dating ng choreo ni Mocha hinahawakan ang pepe and dede di maganda sa mata ng bata sa TV

    Jonas Londite Arela Matagal na yun, wag nga kayong magmalinis..Tutulong lang si Mocha kasi sya ang may maraming follwers sa social media..Di naman sya ang spokeperson..

    RF Ore Quiatchon Hindi kinaiintgitan ang KABOBOHAN at KABASTUSAN
    Manage

    Jonas Londite Arela RF Ore Quiatchon , inggit ka nga...hahahaha..laki ng problema mo..Tinitira nyo si Mocha kasi sya ang may pinakamaraming followers...Pakamatay ka na....๐Ÿ˜‚

    Mark Machiavelli Ortigoza RF Ore Quiatchon ๐Ÿ˜nadali mo si Jonas pare!


    RF Ore Quiatchon Jonas explain federalism and what good will it bring sa karamihang mahihirap na mga kababayan natin. Give me one good reason and maybe just maybe ma-convince mo ko

    Jonas Londite Arela RF Ore Quiatchon , ikaw iconvince? Ulol! Ni di mo nga maintindihan ang papel ni Mocha sa simpleng explanation. Federalism pa...Paano iconvince ang typical yellowtae...๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    RF Ore Quiatchon See! Wala kang alam sa federalism nakikisakay ka lang sa Kung ano ang tono ng Poon mo sa Malacaรฑang. Katulad ka rin ni Mocha kaya mag Pepe Dede Pepe Dede Pepe deralismo ka na rin umpisahan mo na ngayon
    Hahahahahaha


    Jonas Londite Arela RF Ore Quiatchon , idiots are always idiot like you. Im sorry, di ako baba para makikevel sayo..๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    Manage

    Mark Machiavelli Ortigoza Dahil kay Mocha baka lalong lumala itong survey: A Pulse Asia poll conducted from June 15 to June 21 found that 67 percent of Filipinos disapproved of the amendment of the 1987 Constitution, while 62 percent opposed the proposal for a shift to federalism



    Rey Manalo Depensahan si mocha sa kanyang napaka bright na idea.๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€. Wala bang palakpakan diyan?
    Angelo Gabunilas mga bayarang dilawan walang alam kundi yan lang. kwawa kyo, sabagay sumusunod lng kyo choreo nyo. hahaha

    Doc August Hahahaha

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    Ayuk Yab Painagan umalis k nlng kc wla k nman ginagawa puro kbastusan lng ang alam..

    Don Manuel Lopez bwisit mr pres e discharge u na yan co chamo syang lang pasahud u nyan walang makuhang moral values ang mga bata

    Enrico Tan They are considered the brightest cream of the crop. Now the Whole world see how serious the corruption in the Philippines is.

    Jesus Founder Santino Frivaldo Buhay pa. Sinusunog na sa impyerno mga ito... mga bastos!

    Abner Lagdameo Yun lang? scandalized to the high heavens na? Mas malaswa pa nga yung mga noontime shows ng giant networks! May nagreklamo ba?

    Elvis Manilow this is not the fault of Mocha, this is the fault of his boss who happens to be Andanar, MR. Andanar you need to resign immediately, not knowing what is going on in your office is a sign na you are like Digong, INCOMPETENT. Kingina nyo almost 1.5 billion ang pondo nyo, ayusin nyo ang trabaho nyo, resign ka na Andanar baka maunahan ka pa ni Digong na mag-resign.
    Manage
    Enrico Tan Walang comandxand responsibility . This is always blatantly showned bu this corrupt goverment.

    Antoine DeMactan Basta PERVERTED BAKLร‚ & POKPOK, walang value!!!

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