Pinoy Doctor has Solution to Corona Virus

By Mortz C. Ortigoza

Matapos mabasa ni Pangasinan-1 School Division Office Superintendent Sheila Marie A. Primicias ang personal message (PM) ko sa Messenger and the linked of the article attached to it entitled: This Man Wants to Beat Brian Lim, inatasan ni Primicias ang kanyang sport’s brass Dr. Bernardo de Guzman na mag pa interview sa akin.

But before I will narrate here my Q & A with De Guzman, sinabi ni DepEd Pangasinan-II “Sport’s Czar” Enrique Macayan sa article ko ang kanyang determination to haul most of the golds versus other SDOs in Region 1 at the coming Region-1 Athletic Association Meet in April 13 to 20, 2019.

Here’s the excerpts of my interview with Dr. De Guzman held at the swanky and cozy office of Primicias in Capital Town Lingayen, Pangasinan:

ME: Ano naman ang job description ninyo?

HIM: Ako po ang head ng C.I.D.

ME: C.I.D? Iyong po ba iyong sa PNP na nanghuhuli ng mga drug pushers at minsan nagtatanim ng mga drugs sa bulsa ng mga suspects?

HIM: Ay hindi po! C.I.D po ay Curriculum Implementation Division. Iyong sinasabi po ninyo ay CIDG ay Criminal Investigation & Detection Group sa Philippine National Police po iyon.

ME: Ay mabuti naman! Natatakot kasi ako kanina kako baka taniman ninyo ako ng drugs sa bulsa ko e hindi naman kayo taga Department of Agriculture.

Teachers and employees of the DepEd Pangasinan-1 inside the office of Dr. Primicias who eavesdropped on the interview have been amused by my posers.

Sabi siguro nila ang bobo namang media man ito. Napagkamalan pang office ng CIDG ang office namin.

Pangasinan-1 and Pangasinan 2 have an appropriation of more than P10 million, P9 million respectively  in regional sports' meet from the coffer of the provincial government under Governor Amado “Pogi” Espino, III, other donors, and the fundraising for the up to P20,000 per gold as dangled by Supt. Premicias to her athletes from the primary and secondary schools located in the Central and Western Pangasinan parts.

The ostentatious preparation not only on the awards but to the foods and outfits of the athletes of Primicias is her determination to outclass for golds Macayan and SDO Supt. Danny Sison of Pang-II, Laoag City Mayor Michael Keon and his nephew Ilocos Norte Governor Matthew Marcos Manotoc, and Dagupan City Mayor Brian Lim.

When I told Dr. De Guzman that players of Ilocos Norte have been training since October last year as disclosed by Macayan, the former said that upon assumption of Primicias in September 18, 2019 she saw to it that her players trained for the R1AA Meet.

Customarily, training ensues only for 25 days but not to these SDOs I mentioned recently.

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CORONA VIRUS CURE (Photo Credit: Daily Express)

 Geez, I remembered the flick "Cobra" casting lead actor the former Italian pornographic star Sylvester Stallone whose famous phrase as Police Lieutenant Marlon "Cobra" Cobretti was:

You’re a disease. And I’m the cure.
 Cobra was pitted with a supremacist group of social Darwinist radicals that despise modern society and believe in killing the weak, leaving only the strongest and smartest to rule the world.
Recently, I bumped into two famous curers versus the dreaded Corona Virus and the pandemic corn Fall Armyworms. I met Philippines Miracle Doctor vs Cancer Doctor Robin Navarro at the Korean Restaurant in Dagupan City.
He told me he will be a guest at the Balitaan sa Maynila in Bean Belt Coffee and Restaurant in Don Quijote Street Sampaloc, Manila at 10:30 am to 12;00 Pm on February 23 (Sunday).
He said there will be five TV networks, broad sheets, tabloids, and wires hosted by Angelo Almonte, former news director of DZMM, and Dave Veridiano who is former Inquirer and GMA news editors to cover his takes on how to cure the dreaded. Coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) .
“Ano iyong broadsheets at wire?” the surgeon asked me.
“Broadsheet iyong mga dailies o national newspapers like Inquirer, Philippine Star. Iyong wires iyong mga PNA o Philippine News Agency at AFP o Agence France Press,” I added thankful that I did not mistake wires for Meralco and the wires used by upperclassmen at the PMA to torture by electrocuting the plebes.
“I saw at CNN this afternoon that there were 2,000 dead in China due to COVID-19. Pero sabi ng iba mas malaki pa diyan ang patay dahil sinu suppress ng Communist Party ang true figures of death,” I told the doctor.
“Pakingan ninyo kung paano ko lulutasin ang Corona Virus. Wipe out iyan,” Dr. Navarro confidently told me.
Sanamagan, few hours earlier I wrote a news item titled:'s  Pinoy Farmer Found Cures vs. Corn Plant Pandemic how a Pinoy fertilizer seller found a cure for this global pandemic on corn plants.
Excerpts:

 "Corn farmers of La Union Province have found the antidote against the dreaded Fall Armyworm (FAW) that scourge to financial loses their counterparts in other parts of the country and the world.

Engineer Cesario G. Sembrana told this newspaper that Victoriano de Vera was one of the countless farmers here and abroad who saw how the FAW gnawed corn plants to destruction.
“Mga kabaryo natin doon meron silang problem about iyong infestation ng corn nila. Barangay Tabtabungao, Rosario La Union. Almost all the areas sa corn production for young corn tinamaan iyong lahat noong sakit. Iyong Full Armyworm (My village mate there got problem on the infestation of the species on their corn. It is in Barangay Tabtabungao, Rosario La Union. Almost all the areas of their corn production were hit by the moth),” Sembrana, who is the National Tobacco Administration’s Provincial Manager in Pangasinan, said.

He cited that farmers try every pesticides in the market but to no avail as the FAW continues their catastrophic rampage to corn plants".

“Sabi ko subukan ninyo kaya itong AMO Growth Enhancer.Sabi ko sa kanila at awa ng Diyos naka recover nga iyong field. Kahit puntahan ninyo doon sa Tabtabungao si Victoriano de Vera (I told them to try AMO Growth Enhancer. In God’s graces you could recover in your loses.You (reporters) can check Victoriano de Vera in Tabtabungao)”.

10 days after spraying with AMO Plant Growth Enhancer (APGE), the beleaguered plants whose leaves were chewed by FAW recovered.

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